#big up the waifu shirt

[moldy-crumbs]

[deva-arts]

Seraphina, a bit of a bird , a bit of a human . Maybe. But, my question. When she eats eggs, is it technically cannibalism?

Long answer: no. Short answer, no.

[imintoomanyfandomscuzihaveadhd]

Random ass spider headcanons that are in my maladaptive daydream

Warning: Not proof read, Cussing, probably OOC, acro ace kiri, mentions of AOT,

First and foremost FUCK HIS FOSTER FAMILY UNCLE NORM RAISED SPIDER 😤

His pain tolerance is through the roof. Like he fell out of a tree and was confused on why Lo’ak was freaking out, he looked down and was like “oh my leg’s broke”

He also like never gets sick but when he does it’s bad

Poor baby got abandonment and anger issues 😭

Probably projecting but he’s got ADHD. It was worse when he was little but he still has his hyper manic episodes

This boy radiates so much heat it’s not even funny

HE CAN SING 😩 AND PLAY THE GUITAR 😫

However he can’t dance worth shit💀 all he can do is a awkward shuffle

Projecting (again) but he tries to take care of his hair but gives up really easily. Like he will have a solid hair routine for like a week and just forgets about it instantly

subconsciously brings samples back to the lab.

This poor boy is touch starved please give him a hug

Most of the young Na’vi kids love him despite their parents distaste

Secretly watches his parents video diaries but pretends like he never wants to see them especially his dads

Him and norm watch old anime and superhero movies that was saved on drives

His hair grows hella fast

He’s a very fast learner

He knows Spanish definitely can and will cuss anybody who doesn’t understand it out

Lyle: “SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE’S SAYING I DONT SPEAK TACO BELL”

Lopez:😭🤣

Has crazy ass sleepwalking spells. Like everyone in the lab literally couldn’t find him. Norm decided he would go avatar to look for spider outside and spider was dead ass asleep in the pod💀

He also sleeps like a rock like the whole lab could get blown away and he would still be sleeping

Morning boi. Like why is he up at 5:30am eating breakfast watching old Pokémon reruns on a Wednesday 🤨

His room is a disaster

Steals avatar/recom clothes

Norm: “Spider, give me back my shirt it’s like 6x your size”

Spider, who looks like a toddler cuz the shirt is so big: “So? You just jealous I look hotter than you in it🙄”

I feel like there’s random period where spider will just wonder off into the forest when he’s not feeling mentally well. And it’s ok because he got the ewya armor

Like he’s found his own secret caves and groves to go to when he’s upset or just wants to be alone

Him and loak once stole the Navi equivalent to alcohol, got drunk and Jake beat their ass

Helps teach Navi kids English

Him, loak, kiri, havin waifu talk after spider showed them the wonderful world of anime

Lo’ak: “historia is top tier”

Spider: “man fuck historia have you seen ANNIE AND MIKASA 😩”What can I say man loves him a strong woman

Kiri: “acro ace vibing with hange”

Boy’s oblivious as hell

omeone will flirt with him and 3 day later while he’s chilling in the lab he’ll go: “HOLY SHIT……THEY WERE FLIRTING WITH ME-”

The waifu one was based off these videos here

@hyperfixatedfandomer @naavispider @today-or-tumble

[three-realms-archive]

Beel is Anime

Levi is torn. Very, very torn about whether he should intervene with the scene happening before his eyes.

On one hand, what was happening was definitely anime-related. A laptop, a phone and some DVD-playing screen; all playing a different genre of anime. There was a now-empty Akuzon package on the floor with a receipt for ‘anime cosplay waifu makeup eyeshadow palette and brush set with manga kawaii sticker set’ taped to the top. The contents of said-box were laid strewn on the coffee table, being used by the last brother he expected to share his interests. At least, not without some limited edition snacks or a themed-cafe involved. Despite that, Leviathan’s heart soared! His little bro was finally seeing the light and appreciating the wonders of anime! Maybe they could cosplay together; eat at maid cafes together; read manga, have hotpot, and all the other things he knows families do from the stories he’s read or watched before.

On the other hand, his second-youngest brother, Beelzebub, was currently dipping his fingers in what looked to be makeup primer (from the bottle label) and putting it in… his hair? Like gel. Making a mess of the whole… whatever this thing was. Smothering foundation on his lips before outlining them in eyeshadow; fumbling with coloured contact lenses, only to stick them with… lash glue? On his eyelids???

The whole thing looked like it required at least twenty content warnings. Plus a message telling kids to not try this at home.

Suddenly, Beel turned around. Of course he did. He was standing in front of a mirror, and could one-hundred percent see his older brother’s mortified face in its reflection.

“U-Uh… B-Beel. Beel!” Levi couldn’t really decide on what to say. Or even what tone of voice to use. “Beel, uh… What, um, are you up to?”

“Bro.” The sixth-born nodded in acknowledgement. One of the eyelid contacts fell off as he did so. “Have I done it right?”

Levi gulped, his hands getting clammy. What was he meant to say? To any of this?!

“D-Done what, Beel?”

“Cosplay. I thought we could go to the upcoming Ruri-chan pop-up cafe together. So I’m gonna dress up like Ruri.” Beel announced, holding up his arms in a ‘T’ shape. He had painted the sleeves of his shirt. Levi’s eyes fell on the paint bucket by Beel’s feet. Literal paint. Literal, thick, still wet paint. It was so much worse than Levi initially thought. “I saw on a poster that if you cosplay as Ruri-chan, you get free dessert.”

Levi blinked.

“Y-You’re cosplay - this is Ruri-chan?”

“Yup. If I want to cosplay, I just have to be anime, right?” Beel shrugged. “‘I am anime.’ That’s what you always shout when you cosplay in your room.” He explains simply, still in the ‘T’ pose. Levi’s eyes go wide and he immediately flushes a deep red, holding his hands to his face and trying to hide behind his arms.

“WHAT?! How did you - ? Y-You weren’t meant to hear…! GAH!!!” He groans loudly in defeat, sinking to the floor with his head in his hands; any further words muffled.

“It’s okay, Levi. I get it.” Beel reassures fondly, reaching down to pat his brother’s shoulder. Levi’s embarrassed stammers turn to horrified shrieks when he hears a wet squish, realising that Beel had also put foundation on his hands, which now were rubbing it into his favourite hoodie. “The Fangol team does chants to hype up before big games, too. I’ll chant it, too - and you can rate it.”

… Levi sobs helplessly as Beel takes a deep breath, and opens his mouth.

_

Lucifer nods, satisfied as he roams around the House of Lamentation, passing by each door. After all the nonsense last time, he’s banned anyone from using loud speakers without his permission… And he’s also banned Beel from ever touching a paintbrush. His hungry, little brother seemed to be behaving himself since then, so all was good.

Or so he thought. He’s checked all the rooms, so he decides to reward himself with a nice, long shower before he has to head back to his study to finish off more paper work. It’s the only room he hasn’t checked, too; which was convenient.

Lucifer approaches the bathroom. He hears a mix of Beel chanting “Beel is anime!” and Levi’s horrified wailing. The smell of paint fills his nostrils.

… He leaves. That shower can wait.

(i will never get tired of this series. the usual: beel being adorkable and confused, lucifer being absolutely done, and horrible, horrible art. one of these days, i swear i’ll write lucifer being cool and suave and stuff. but today is not that day.)

[tangytiramisu]

You Are The Stardust Crusaders’ Favorite Anime Character

Warnings: None!

Jotaro Kujo

He’s apparently canonically a fan of Shonen Jump, so he’s quite a nerd even if he doesn’t look like it.

He’d most likely know you if you were from a Shonen Jump series or a popular series from another publisher. If you aren’t from Shonen Jump, it would take him a while to consider reading your series or watching your show until he finally decides to give them a shot and ends up really liking them.

Being reserved, he doesn’t openly gush about you, but he recommends the series to close people like Kakyoin (if the latter doesn’t know about it already).

While he isn’t really the type who collects large merchandise, such as posters or t-shirts, he will silently support you by buying a couple of small things like buttons or bookmarks.

While he browses anime stores, Star Platinum immediately rushes over to the stall for your series, much to Joot’s embarrassment.

He will stay up all night reading a chapter or watching an episode when the plot gets juicy. Who needs sleep anyway?

He will shed tears if anything really bad happens to you but only in the confines of his room where nobody can witness it.

Even if he has never told Holly she knows of his love for you and your series and will buy him merch of you on his birthday 🥹❤️

Regardless of how interesting the story may be to him, the main reason he invests in it is you. He just wants his husbando/waifu fictional bestie to succeed.

Noriaki Kakyoin

He’s a big nerd, so he’d have read and watched your series regardless of its popularity.

Before he met the rest of the SDC he didn’t have people to gush to aside from Hierophant and his family, but after having met his friends he would occasionally bring your series up in conversation, especially to Jotaro.

While he doesn’t openly rave about it, his eyes light up and he’s more animated that usual which makes the others interested in your show too and it’s just so cute— 🥹❤️

He most likely brought one of the mangas with him on the trip too and showed the others some cool panels.

He also recommends that they check the series out for themselves and tells them that they would love it.

I could totally see him having a blog where he talks about his interests and comes up with detailed theories. There are endless posts about the symbolism behind your series, which have garnered him a pretty large following. He has a picture of you as his icon.

Would write fanfics of you and they’re really well written too. He gets your character just right. 😤👌🏻

He’s got lots of merch, including posters, shirts, keychains, and even cosplay of you (yes, even if you’re a girl, and yes, he rocks the fit).

He puts his art skills to good use by making gorgeous fanart of you and sells some at conventions.

He sometimes thinks about what you’d be like in real life, how you’d look, and what it would be like to meet you.

Like Jotaro, he will stay up all night watching your show. You can’t tell me he hasn’t finished a whole season in just one night.

He has memorized all of your most iconic quotes and has integrated them into his daily vocabulary.

If we’re talking modern AU, he 100% makes tiktok edits, icons, and memes of you and follows fellow fans on social media.

Jean Pierre Polnareff

He had most likely never even heard of anime until meeting Jotaro and Kakyoin. The latter introduced him to your series and he was already hooked. Mostly because of you.

While he’s more into the classic super hero genre of fiction, if your series is something different it doesn’t really matter to him because you’re the MC and he loves you.

Unlike the tamer Jotaro and Kakyoin, Polnareff has no filter when gushing over you. He will endlessly rant about how amazing, attractive, and incredibly cool you are. The others roll their eyes albeit fondly.

He’s extremely excited when he finds out that he can buy merch of you. Expect him to start saving up for a lot of stuff.

Imagine seeing a large, muscular man walking down the street with chibi (Name) earrings. We’re living for it.

While he may not be the best artist, he does try to redraw some cool panels of you from the manga.

He updates the others about where he is in the series and what his opinions are of new content.

While watching the show, he loudly cheers you on when you do something cool.

Like Jotaro, he will totally cry if something bad happens to you in the show but he will fearlessly do it in front of the others. They all comfort him in their respective ways because they’re good friends.

He doesn’t care if the story is fictional. He holds grudges against characters who hurt you and absolutely loves your friends.

Like Kakyoin he imagines meeting you in real life, but his daydreams are more romantic in nature.

Since your series is his first ever anime/manga, he’s enthusiastic about trying out other series, though yours will always be his fave ❤️

Muhammad Avdol

He’s a very well read person who has traveled the world, so he would know what anime is.

While he may not be a “fan”, he appreciates the art and can be found occasionally browsing through manga to pass time. However at some point he finds your series and eventually grows attached to you.

He’s a calm person, so you won’t hear him openly gush about you, but anyone who catches him reading or watching your series will see a smile on his face.

He will openly praise the creator of the story for how well they had written you and recommended this series to anyone who may ask.

He will occasionally discuss the story with Kakyoin and they’d theorize about it.

While he isn’t an avid merch collector, he does have a few trinkets here and there consisting of keychains, stamps, buttons, and the like. Most of them are (Name) themed.

He prefers reading to watching the series, but won’t hesitate to pop in a cassette if he doesn’t have the manga with him.

Ok hear me out about this one,,, he will probably read a couple of fanfics about you. Nothing weird, but he likes seeing other peoples interpretations of your character. He leaves really sweet comments too ❤️

Lmao there’s a high chance that he read one of Kakyoin’s fanfics without knowing who wrote it—

Overall a very chill and wholesome fan 💕

Joseph Joestar

He likes reading comics, so he’d most likely stumble upon your series in a comic store during his time in Japan.

He remembers Jotaro mentioning manga in passing, so he’d decide to grab whatever was displayed on one of the stalls at the very front of the store.

What he wasn’t expecting was to get absolutely hooked.

This series is so good??? And the main character is absolutely amazing???

It would be so hard to get his head out of the book. You’d pretty much have to snatch it out of his hands.

He’d totally gush about you to Jotaro, who’d mumble his catchphrase and fiddle with his hat, but he’s secretly somewhat happy that his grandpa likes the series.

He would also gush to the others and pretty much everyone about how awesomely written you are and how your series got him into manga, which is very wholesome 💖

Will get into an argument with anyone who dares insult you because you’re his favorite anime character.

He’s a huge fan of the merch and would by anything under the sun as long as you’re on it. Yes, he even has (Name) themed socks that he wears with pride.

He will haggle for expensive stuff.

He has a little keychain of you dangling from his rear view mirror.

He doesn't mind reading the manga or watching the anime, he loves it.

He has cassettes that consist of your most iconic moments; basically retro versions of "(Series Title): (Name) Moments!" Youtube videos.

[foxgirlintestines]

The one piece of advice I can really give to younger trans girls is that you really need to embrace the parts about you that you actually liked pre-transition. There is often that crushing weight of gloom and self loathing that comes with severe dysphoria that tells you that everything about you is wrong, but that can just your mind being clouded with negative emotions, and it becomes harder to see the positives. In the end, though, you probably aren't going to become a perfect barbie doll, and that's ok, but striving to become something like that can drive you crazy.

When I first transitioned, I just wanted to be a girl, no ambiguity, just look like a stereotype. It was never really possible, I'm almost 6 and a half feet tall, and the women in my family are not thin, when I got on estrogen I gained weight fast, and it did not go to all the right places. I wallowed in bed a lot, and I just kind of kept getting worse. Oddly enough, it was getting into fetish content where less standard body types were lusted after more than regular anime proportion waifus where I started to see some of the more positive aspects of being amab. I was tall, strong, could be threatening and having a big squishy gut was actually quite attractive. I started to remember things about me when I was younger that I kind of pushed out of my mind. I was the "guy" who would run the mile in PE then casually walk along-side my friends and keep them company so that they didn't get teased, and one time I picked up my overweight friend and just carried her the last bit of the way because she was exhausted and the teacher couldn't really do anything about it because even as a young teenager I towered over him. In theater when there were heavy props to move I just lifted them up and tossed them around when we didn't have grip present. When we were out drinking in college, I was the "safety" who intimidated people so they would not try and take advantage of the drunk girls. I am big, and even if is not very feminine, I like that about me.

I changed my transition goals, I started working out again, not just cardio exercises to lose weight, but weightlifting, squats while holing a barbell, throwing around a medicine ball, and doing laps around my backyard while holding a ~150lb dead tree I ripped out of the ground while doing yardwork on my shoulder. I got healthier, I got happier, and much to my new endocrinologist's chagrin I've been gaining more weight, though now it's muscle. There are still plenty of things that I changed to be feminine, I wear my hair long, I wear girly clothes, often cute shirts with open tops that show off my large arms shoulders and cleavage, and mini-skirts. I put on make-up, lots of bold goth get-ups with heavy eyeliner black lipstick and glittery deep grey eyeshadow. Long painted nails, jewelry, hell sometimes a sparkly rhinestone tiara when I really want to ham it up, cute open toe heels when not wearing my big stompy boots, and of course the biggest one (pun intended) my massive boobs that I got the largest implants legal to be used in the US to make me busty as hell. I don't look like a barbie, and I no longer want to. I'm to the point that people often don't know whether to call me sir or ma'am, but the fact that people say sir or ma'am meekly like they are afraid of getting it wrong is way better gender confirmation than being called "lady."

I am happy now, well, at least happy with my body, there is plenty of shit in the world that still makes me depressed as hell. At least I no longer feel that dysphoria, and it makes those other things a bit more manageable. I think even if I did achieve my original transition goals, I would not be as happy with my body as I am now. You got to find that about yourself too, sometimes you will actually miss things about who you used to be, even if those times were overall worse.

As a silly little comparison, these two pictures of my fursona (which reflect my ideal body type) were made before and after I accepted the things about my body that I didn't want to change.

[sweetness-pop]

Hiya! 💗💋🍓🌸Sweetness*POP🌈🍭💀🌟 here!

Happy Talwyn Apogee Day ⭐💚🎉🚀🪐🎊🔫💋

Since this is a special day for our favorite Markazian gal aka future WAIFU of Ratchet-Kun, I'd love to share headcanons for Talwyn!:

1) Born as Talwyn Elektra Apogee (T.E.A.) on October 23rd in 5339.

2) Daughter and only child of Max Apogee. (CANON)

3) She's Ratchet's girlfriend (CANON)

4) Captain of Polaris Defense Force (CANON)

5) Her mother is not in her life. Talwyn was unplanned, therefore her mother never wanted her, she hates her own daughter very much, and wants nothing to do with her. Talwyn refers to her mother as her "egg donor".

6) Talwyn's "egg donor" is currently married to another man and has a son born 9 1/2 years after his half-sister.

7) Talwyn's parents never married. Max Apogee who was 30 and Talwyn's "egg donor" who was 25 broke up when their daughter was around 2.

8) Talwyn's paternal grandmother was a quite famous figure in the Polaris galaxy. Her name was Elektra Shield who was titled as "Captain Polaris" inspired by Captain Marvel. Nobody knows that Talwyn and her father are related to Elektra Shield/Captain Polaris as her granddaughter and son. Elektra was protecting them.

9) Grandma Elektra passed away when Talwyn was 5. She was 52 years old at the time of her death.

10) Talwyn wants to become stronger for the sake of her loved ones especially the love of her life, Ratchet.

11) She's tired of not being taken seriously and being treated less as a person.

12) She does not want to be an outcast anymore.

13) She always loved Cronk and Zephyr as her 2nd and 3rd papas, and has been blaming herself for their deaths in Into the Nexus.

14) Her favorite colors are yellow and red.

15) Her favorite flower is aster.

16) She can be quite the cute nerd.

17) She's a huge otaku (fan of anime, manga, light novels and Japanese culture) and gamer.

18) During the events of A Crack in Time, All-4-One and Full Frontal Assault, Talwyn has been working out/training at a martial arts dojo called HebiGetsu (Snake Moon in Japanese) as she vows to become a fighter ready to protect her friends and family!

19) Her gym sensei is a very strong markazian woman in her early to mid 50s as of Rift Apart. Her name is Zenko Hebizuki. The one who runs HebiGetsu along with her younger brother. She is the woman whom Talwyn views as the mother she never really had......and the feeling is mutual as Zenko sees her as a daughter.

20) Talwyn is very beautiful, good-looking and attractive, and she does not see it. But others do.

21) Talwyn would often wear long sleeves and pants in her tweens to early teens, but as years go by, she becomes more confident towards her body as she starts wearing fashion that shows her skin.

22) She happens to have a lovely, slender, hot and sexy body with such curves, and is blessed with a very well-endowed bust.

23) She actually resembles her grandmother Elektra except with brown hair. She even inherited Elektra's tail. Both Tal and her dad have sky blue eyes like her grandma.

24) Despite her career as captain of PDF, Talwyn still hopes to find her father someday.

25) She is a very great and skilled cook. In fact, whenever she discovers a foreign dish, she will not hesitate, and cook it after learning it.

26) Her favorite fruit is cherries.

27) She gets annoyed and hates it whenever her buttoned shirts, tops or blouses pop-open revealing her voluptuous chest.

28) She lets Clank and now Kit sit on her lap.

29) Ever since meeting Rivet, she became protective around her. Tal is like a big sister figure towards the lombax, and would make sure if she's alright.

30) Rivet thinks Talwyn is hot, and would sometimes blush at her appearance.

31) Tal resides in a cozy, modern townhouse that has a pool in Meridian City. Ratchet and Clank both have a spare key to her place.

32) Once tried cosplaying, and is now addicted to it. She tends to cosplay in many outfits!

33) In PlayStationVerse, Talwyn has a sweet and strong unbreakable bond with two characters: Keira Hagai of Jak & Daxter and Carmelita Fox of Sly Cooper.

34) Surprisingly, Qwark is one of Talwyn's closest allies/friends that she can rely on. Plus, like her, Qwark is also an extreme cook, and the two would often cook together whenever the R&C characters have gatherings or parties.

35) Whenever she has makeup on, Talwyn is even more beautiful, like a cosmic goddess.

36) As a child, she would work herself to death to dance especially due to rumors of markazians not being good dancers. Guess what? All of that hard practice was WORTH IT! Talwyn was able to break that myth!

37) She wishes for Ratchet to open up to her more often.

38) Sometimes she feels like (and fears) that she's not good enough for Ratchet.

39) Despite being an ex of Ratchet, Sasha is one of Talwyn's dear friends.

40) She acts motherly towards children.

41) If she were to have a 3rd voice actress after Ali Hillis who took over after Tara Strong, then Tal should be voiced by voice actress, singer and Vtuber Amanda Lee aka AmaLee!

42) If she were to have a new seiyuu after Nami Kurokawa for the Japanese dub, then Tal should be voiced by VA and singer Marina Inoue.

43) Her belly button/navel is pierced.

44) She has a dark brown or black lombax head symbol tattooed on her lower back.

45) She wants to help and protect the galaxy.

46) She's always has a fondness for stars.

47) She can make a great archeologist just like her daddy.

48) She never believed in or even thought of love until she met Ratchet.

49) Talwyn has an extremely beautiful, lovely, amazing and empowering singing voice that could gracefully pierce through her listeners' hearts. She might even be a better singer than Courtney Gears. And whenever, Tal sings, her voice is provided by AmaLee who could be a perfect 3rd VA for the character.

And 50) Ratchet is her first and only love! She's really passionate about him. And Talwyn vows to become a stronger woman to protect the lombax man who has changed her life! He is her future husband and will one day be the father of her future children....

DAMN! Did not expect to type this many headcanons for our number 1 markazian heroine! Now I'm proud! What do you all think? Please like and share your comments, which I'd love to read!

Again,

Happy Talwyn Apogee Day ⭐💚🎉🚀🪐🎊🔫💋

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Lesbian polycule anon here! First, I had not heard of that manga with the three lesbians you mentioned, so thanks for putting something new on my radar. Second, yes, I want that, but not three women, but, like, seven. Just all the different waifu tropes as one big happy ladies-only polycule! Think of the possibilities!

Read the whoa fishes shirt manga first and you'll see why I brought it up in reference to your inquiry. It ain't just them three lesbians there's at least 3-4 more and more chapters means more chances for them to ALL ploy up

[mothlegs]

had the same nightmare 3 times in a row =_=

sweet home except it's in the greenhouse with me/hyun-su, the ripped shirt guy, K(adult where i live), a fusion of the big sister in Sweet Home and Avin (child in wheelchair from Genshin), and some randoms from nothing

at some point A was there and i said something like "if you're autismphobic, why are you autistic?" cause he did something common in autism and hes expressed Less Like for autistic people than allistics

but the dream. greenhouse apartments, i had the second on the opposite side of where i lived irl, it was in twooo floors and i was a university student

it kinda switched between this and having a sister and living with K i think? idk

huh was i babysitting my sisters at one point..?

my mom was there and then she leaves and the babies show me the outlet is on fire so i quickly blow it out and then see another is also on fire so o blow that out too

then someone(k?) says the neighbours house is on fire too and i ring on the doorbell and try to get in but cant. i considered breaking the window but didnt

kinda blurry here. something with ripped shirt guy, i think this is the start of him being murderous. i have a big fight scene w him.

i dont know where the Avin stuff was except i was told she was abandoned by her mom but she came back for her? and she had a normal job by day and was a prostitute by night cause she was so poor

but anyways. shirt guy has an axe and wants murder. we fight in the hall then my apartment then his apartment and then i escape to my apartment and lock the door

Avin's mom was there and was becoming a zombie/monster..? so was shirt guy maybe... K was like a more significant character than i remember, like 3 times i thought abt calling 911 but didnt until i was with him. they were hesitant to come until i told them abt shirt guy trying to axe murder me

then something abt going to the city where my sister was? but we had to stay away from an area cause she was setting something up there, but i wanted to buy her a gift

we go to her friends but in doing that i noticed her, and she was spacey and i just knew she was a zombie/monster, but that was like Real Me that saw and knew not Dream Me. so we go to her friends and theyrr bitches and assume she ditched them to play some waifu game?

then. go home sorta. im in some room. and i watch tv for a bit? and i know shes in there with me, coming for me, but the room is pitch black besides the tv. very scary. think i manage to grab my phone but struggle to turn on the light, have to turn off the tv too or someone will get mad at me

i guess i manage to wake up here? every time i thought abt calling 911 i woke myself up on purpose too but fell back asleep into the dream, so all of this was technically across 3 dreams. there was also more stuff before the dream becams sweet home, like the stuff with A and also more setting up my sister? she wasnt there at all in the mid part but was at the start and end

at some point i was organising my med box? and E (adult where i live) ate hell mushrooms from my lap (it was insanely weird in the dream too)

also. the apartment designs were very pretty and i love them very much i wish they were real

oh ew. i dreamt i watched a movie where brad pitt watched furry porn and like. flattened his dick kinda.? like it was a laptop and there was just enough space between the keyboard and the screen to fit his dick in and he Did. what the hell. and his wife was begging to be let in cause she was horny and he just wouldnt let her cause he was watching furry porn??? in the background of the wife begging was emily from stardew valley, think she was making tea. i was mostly just thinking about how gross the laptop was getting and why emily was there

[cocaina-kiyori]

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[zero-rider]

Jaune's debt to society

Part 1

Nora: *bursting inside RWBY's room with a sleeping Ren on her back* Guys, you won't believe what Jaune did this time!

Weiss: *leaves her scroll on her bed before looking at Nora* Please tell it's not another bad PSA about drugs and how he use them like candy

Nora: Oh, that?, well... Let's just say that the general was not happy with what Jaune did and as punishment, he made him do some community service in Mantle with the Happy Huntresses and throw out the antidepressants that made him crazy and replace them with some experimental ones with less or bad side effects

Weiss: Oh, that doesn't sound that bad

Ruby: *smiles* Yeah, it sounds very good for him. Now, if he just accepted to go to therapy, i would be more happy for him

Yang: Give it a rest, Rubes. We know he will never talk

Ruby: I know, but i can only hope

Nora: ANYWAY! He just made another commercial!

Yang: Oh come on!! He gets to do another commercial after the fiasco it was the previous one!? Everyone should love us and not Mr guy with blond spiky hair, blue eyes and depresso!

Blake: *sigh*Yang, answer me this. Have we ever helped any citicen of Atlas or Mantle after we were named hunstmen?

Yang: Well, no

Blake: Do we help kids cross the streets?

Yang: No, we leave that to Jaune

Blake: Do we let older woman ogle our ass or our bodies every time they accidentally want to give water to us and we have to dry your chest like those thristy MILF's from Mantle do to Jaune?

Yang: Older men ogle me, does it count? *blake glares at her* i guess not

Blake: Then shut the fuck up, i want to see what shit Jaune did this time!

Yang: Why are you getting angry with me? i thought i was your waifu

Blake: Go suck a dick, Yang! Now, Nora, please show us the commercial

Nora: Way ahead of you, Blakey *has her scroll connected to RWBY's tv* All i have to do is push the play button

-CUT-

Robyn: *appears in a laundry room, holding a shirt* My clothes are soft, but they're not hugably soft

Jaune appears from the window with a basket of clean clothes dressed in only a yellow colored fured short shorts and tank top with some bunny ears on his head*

Jaune: Leave it to me! *Robyn screams* Being hugably soft is my business, and it's a good business *giggles*

Robyn: *touches a shirt from Jaune's basket and later touch Jaun's tank top* They are soft, and so are you Cuddles. *Robyn starts tickling Cuddles, who giggles playfully* Very, very soft... *Robyn then kisses Jaune on his uncovered stomach and he begins to feel a bit uneasy*

Jaune: Uh... Um... *Robyn takes Jaune to a bathroom* Where are we going?

Robyn: *pants* I need your softness...

Robyn closes the door, and the sound of unzipping pants can be heard. Both Jaune and Robyn start groaning; she sound ecstatic, while the Arc seem to be more uncomfortable

Jaune: No, i dont want this-Well, maybe yes!

Robyn: So soft...

Jaune: I mean no, no!

Robyn: Don't fight it... *Groans continue and some time later, the door is open. Robyn's clothes are slightly messed up* You might wanna... clean yourself up

Jaune stumbles out of the room, visibly shaken with his tank top ripped apart like it was a vest and his fur shorts has a weird wet stain that travel all his groin. Robyn stuffs Jaune into a big washing machine, and pulls him out later. He seems slightly more worn-out

Robyn: Good as new!

Jaune: Yeah... G-good as new... *Robyn cradles Jaune in her arms and Jaune is twitching, obviously traumatized*

Robyn: My, you're just so... huggably soft...

Jaune: No, no, not really that soft!

Robyn enters with Jaune to the bathroom again. Groans start again

Jaune: Stop! This isn't right! *groans*

Announcer: Cuddles Brand Fabric Softener. When your clothes have to be huggably, rapably fresh

Jaune: I... My pelvis hurts!

Robyn: Shut it!

Announcer: Buy it now at you closest mall for only 30 Lien!

VOTE ROBYN HILL FOR THE COUNCIL, TOGETHER WE'LL MAKE MANTLE BETTER

-CUT-

Nora: Well? what do you think? I think he was awesome

Yang: *with the image of his abs on her mind* Hot damn! you could cut diamonds in that washboard

Weiss: This is nasty! How dare they do this kind of publicity when it's familly time!?

Ruby: *still looking at the paused screen* Weiss? I... think i want to have that softener for my clothes

Blake: *with a line of blood coming out of her nose* Don't worry Ruby, i got you covered *show's her scroll with a buy of ten boxes of Cuddles brand softener at the name of Weiss with the permission to use a credit card of someone with the initials J.S*

Meanwhile at the Schnee mansion

Winter: *speaking with someone on her scroll* Yes, the Atlas army want at least one hundred boxes of that Cuddles softener… cash or card? *holds a photo of a Schnee orichalcum credit card with the initials J.S* It will be with my dad's credit card smirks

Meanwhile at the schnee mansion... again

Willow: *also speaking with someone on her scroll* Hello? i would like to order one thousand boxes of Cuddles brand softener for the Schnee mansion... *looks at a Schnee orichalcum credit card with the initials J.S* It will be with my husband's card, of course *smirks*

Uhhh...

Jacques: Why the fuck am i being charged with one thousand one hundred and ten boxes of that dumb softeners?!

[astaroth1357]

Demigod MC Series: Hestia

This is another eternally virgin goddess, so we're doing another pseudo-demigod by adoption (like we did with Athena).

Demigod MC: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon, Ares, Hestia

Hestia is the goddess of the Hearth, Home, Architecture, Domesticity, Family, and the State. She's high up there (firstborn of Rhea and Cronus), but several factors have led to her falling into the background when compared to the other (flashier) Olympians. She swore to never marry, rejecting proposals from both Poseidon and Apollo, and is something of an antithesis to Aphrodite.

Lucifer

Honestly? He thought they were exactly what they were after. A weak human with no experience in the magical world what-so-ever.

Well… He was half-right.

On the surface, this is a pretty weak human. They don't have super flashy powers or a divine birth from the gods… but they do have a very protective adoptive mother.

The brothers had just settled in for their first dinner with the new human when the goddess herself strolled into their dining room, asked who was in charge, then dragged Lucifer away by the ear!

She's not even his mother, yet he felt the intense urge to apologize and put himself in his own room… Oh, the humiliation… at least she did the same to Diavolo…

The Prince was only able to calm her down by promising absolutely NO harm would come to her child… on their heads...

By the time the goddess finally let him go, Lucifer was about ready to shackle the MC to his wrist so nothing could touch them but he settled on keeping them with him like an assistant of sorts. They were in charge of helping him with the paperwork so he could keep an eye on them. 

What he didn’t expect was for them to be so… good at it? They could keep his offices clean, they managed his daily schedule, fixed up the House, and still have time to bring him tea and sweets every night!

They could even reign in his brothers somehow… They weren't strong or intimidating, but one or two mildly unhappy words out of them and everybody would be on their best behavior.

Was everyone positive they're only human...?

As much as he hated to admit, he may have a slight deep case of falling for the housekeeper… He would make a move, but well…

He has Beel to contend with first.

Mammon

Okay so, watching Lucifer get dragged out by the ear just like Raphael used to do to him was hilarious!!! The whole room got a good laugh! 🤣

Until Hestia glared at them and suddenly they all felt like they'd disappointed someone important….

And all that fuss over some dumb human??

So what if they made amazing food?

So what if they could clean the entire mansion in a day?

So what if they were the walking equivalent to a warm cup of cocoa on a winter's day??

So what if they were just the kindest, sweetest thing in this godforsaken hellscape and he would throw himself in front of a bus to keep them safe-

-Wait, when did that happen?!?

Seriously, Mammon's attachment to the MC came out of NOWHERE to him. One day, he was threatening to eat their soul and the next he's freaking out when they stub their toe!

He swears they have to have some kind of magic about them! A charm, or a spell, or… their lovable smile and warm, loving hugs...! 😊

Damnit!! They're too cute!! He needs them to go away but also never leave, thanks. 😒

In all seriousness, though their kind nature puts Mammon's tsundere self at a bit of a disadvantage, his protective instincts shoot through the roof whenever they're involved.

Naturally, that means his day is spent running them away from hungry lesser demons or shielding them from Beel and Lucifer's tug-of-war matches… He's a busy guy these days. 😖

Leviathan 

They're so… so… MOE!!!

That was his immediate thought when Mammon brought them home. He was expecting a defenseless human, but not one that could have stepped out of one of his slice-of-life manga!

To be honest, his instant thought was try and find a place to sit them on his shelves with the rest of the adorable characters he loves… 😅

And that was before they even opened their mouth! Five words into their introduction and he was ready to get their face on a t-shirt!!

Honestly, combine their natural cuteness with their household skills and they made for perfect waifu/husbando material… 

Not helped by the fact they found one of his maid/butler outfits while doing the laundry one day. Not only did they ask if they could wear it, they actually non-ironically liked it and started wearing it around the House!!

Oh he got cornered by Beel, Lucifer, and Mammon separately that day because they thought he was using them for fetish fuel… But it was their idea, he swears!!

I mean… He didn't discourage them or anything either but still…

If Beel hadn't claimed them on Day One, Levi might have eventually thrown his hat in the ring too... Oh well… he can pine from a distance… What else is new? 😔

Satan

He has a video of Hestia dragging Lucifer out of the dining room on his phone and it's one of his most treasured possessions now. 😌

He is perhaps the only person in the House who was not at all impressed with their little human.

So they could cook? So could he. So they can clean? That's not impressive. They could manage a household? Big deal, he's more or less been in charge of the same thing for centuries!

As far as he saw it, there was nothing the MC could do that he couldn't do as proficiently or even better. There was nothing remarkable about this human at all!

… except for one thing.

That maid/butler outfit of Levi's? The one they like to wear around?

It has cat accessories…

Either they don't notice or they don't mind it but they essentially walk around the House cleaning things with little kitty ears attached to their head and a bell on their collar…

Dammit… Why did Levi even buy that?!?

Satan ended up getting in trouble for enchanting their outfit to give them REAL ears and a tail "accidentally..." Lucifer strung him up by his toes, Beel gave him a black-eye, and Mammon still calls him a "perverted cat freak" but it was worth it, he says, worth it!!

Asmodeus 

Oh Beel…

Asmo saw Beel's feelings for the MC coming from a mile away. He didn't even need to confirm it with a sniff check, he had them scented by the end of their first night!

Lucifer, on the other hand, now that was a surprise... 😏

Ask him a century ago if Lucifer would ever consider a human lover, godly mother or no, and he'd have laughed! Yet here he is, giving gifts and sneaking whiffs of their adorable new housemate!

Of course, that's causing some commotion because they're pitted against each other, but Asmo finds it kind of cute honestly. 

Beel and Lucifer aren't fighting, not for real. The whole house knows Lucifer would win in a real brawl, but neither of them actually want to hurt the other… They're far too close for that.

So Beel tosses Lucifer around with kid gloves and Lucifer holds back considerably against Beel. It's pretty much just two brothers who love each other squabbling over the same toy… 🤭

Honestly, Lucifer might have bowed out by now and just let Beel have them but now his pride's on the line… thus an endless tussle between family and the sweet MC is in the middle, clueless to it all!

Tragic, is it not? But it certainly makes things more entertaining around here! (Good thing too since Beel beat him to the punch… If it's a fight against those two, he'll have to keep any of his own affairs with the MC under the radar... 😏)

Beelzebub 

He has claimed this one. Full stop.

For a bit of perspective: when Barbatos needs cooking tips, he calls Hestia. Hestia, the Divine Master of All Things Cooking. Hestia, the goddess who raised this MC… 

Needless to say if they have any magic at all, it's in the kitchen.

If food is the way to Beel's heart, this MC has claimed his heart, soul, and probably all of his vital organs. Their food is astounding!! Always perfect every time and so good it brings him to tears!

It started the night of that first dinner, prepared by MC. He was too busy scarfing down the table to even notice a goddess showed up and then he proposed to the MC with their own pig roast by meal's end!

They said no to marriage, but an instant pact agreement suited him just fine.

Beel didn't waste a single moment before he started treating them like a potential mate, territorial aggression and all, but there was a bit of a catch… He kept the MC totally oblivious to it.

Surprisingly, Beel's can turn the "They're MINE" part of his brain on and off pretty well. He's nothing but sweet and cuddly to the MC when they're around and even with his brothers!... as long as they don't try anything.

The moment he caught whiff that Lucifer might be pursuing them too, it was on. Suddenly the two brothers who almost never fight were in competition against each other! But of course, both have an unspoken rule to never do so in front of MC.

And now poor MC believes it's common for demons to "play wrestle" like puppies and hugs are traditionally supposed to be so hard they could snap spines… 

And it doesn’t look like they'll be backing down any time soon… Oh dear...

Belphegor 

You know what? For once, everything goes exactly to plan for Belphie!

No really, this MC has no hidden powers, no magic horses, not even Demon Nip. They are a helpless, trusting little human who just wants to help their big teddy bear get his twin back!

So, you know how it goes. The charm, the lies, the treachery and all of that. He even gets to kill them!! Oh, happy days!! 😁

Come to think of it, they did smell an awful lot like Beel… But who cares, as long as Lucifer suffers right?? And this whole "living together in harmony" crap fails, right?!

Wrong. 

Beel went ballistic. Lucifer did too, but Beel was what really hurt…

Belphie can safely say that in all of his life, Beel has never physically attacked him. Not once, or at least, not with intent to kill… 

But when the sixthborn's fist went crashing through the wall right by his ear that day, he knew his brother's first instinct was to aim for his head… and his second was to miss, as he still loved him, but only by just a little.

What the hell did he just do??

Thank their father for Barbatos and all the funky time stuff he can do because bringing the MC "back" snapped his angry brothers right out of it. 

Things should have been smoothed over at that point but as everyone was finally settling down for tea, Hestia made another appearance in the House… this time carrying a butcher's knife!

Time fix or no, Diavolo had promised her no harm would come to MC and at least one continuity of them DIED… so punishment was now on Lucifer and the Demon Prince himself!

Belphie, in a rare case of guilt and an expression of brotherly love, offered to take their place since it WAS kind of all his fault. His gesture softened the Goddess of Family juuust enough to lighten his sentence from execution to hard labor.

And thus, the MC had their own housekeeping assistant for a whole year, complete with bitter reluctance and a matching maid outfit! Cat-theme and all!!

He's sending nightmares to anybody who laughs… guaranteed. 😒

[heidiblack]

Convention Artist Alley Review: Crunchyroll Expo

Convention: Crunchyroll Expo

Location: San Jose, CA

Date: August 5-7

Table cost: $323.75

Table size: 8’ 

Application: Juried

Fandom/audience: Anime

Items for sale: 11x17" posters (fanart and original), coloring book, zines (fanart and original), comics, pins (original), resin coasters and jewelry  (including primogems), leather keychains (by my sister)

Mask policy: Required in all areas

Previously attended? Yes, in 2017.

Pros: Visiting friends in California, back in the bay area! Large, well-known property (crunchyroll) that spares little expense and makes an outright huge show, convention artist alley staff were very friendly and checked in with us regularly, smoothly run.

Cons: California so everything is expensive, tables were crammed together, audience seemed to be guys more interested in ahoge/hentai/waifu bs, allows proxy selling (including the person next to me who was selling stuff by someone else already in the alley) and no policing of work (they say they encourage original art, but someone near me had essentially traced logos on shirts they were selling), requires event insurance (only event I’ve ever done that does)

Most popular item(s): Posters (59); Zines and pins (23 each), primogems (22)

Least popular item(s): Commissions (2)

Upon entering the venue we were accosted by many helpful staff directing us exactly where we needed to go (hooray!). Vaccine card checks and masks were mandatory. As soon as we checked in the artist alley liaisons introduced themselves to us and let us know they were happy to help with anything we may need.

My friend and I set up on the thursday before the show, giving us time to go have fun in San Jose afterwards (oh how I missed California, even if it did catch fire while I was there).

I have done crunchyroll expo before on its first year (2017?) when it was in the Santa Clara convention center.  I find that California shows tend to not be impressed with my work (they largely like the work of people like sakimi-chan and other digital artists). Unfortunately, the attendees were more impressed by the proxy seller to my one side and the seller on my other side who sold ahoge face masks and traced shirts.

The tables were 8’ each, which was nice, but they were also smooshed directly up to each other, making each row very packed.  With many artists creating booths that wall off their sides it made each table feel very claustrophobic, and assaulted attendees with just a constant sensory stream.  By the time they reached my table in the second to last row I could see their eyes glazed over - your work had to be incredibly different to entice them.

Additionally, the “guests” were these hololive AI v-tubers, which I had no merch of, and seem to attract the “stereotypical otaku guy,” who is not my audience in any way.

Crunchyroll also requires all artists to have their own event insurance (with coverage up to $2m) - they are the only show that requires this, which just adds an extra cost to an already expensive show.

I did make a commissioner cry (from happiness) when I handed her the commission I drew for her, which is always extra special.

Gross sales: ~$2000

Recommend/will attend again? It is such a big name show, but I can’t justify flying out for so little return. Had I still been local to San Jose it would have been much more affordable.

Other 2022 convention reviews:

Otakon

Gem City

Dokidokon

Anime Midwest

Anime Ohio

Huntington Toy & Comic Con

Momocon

SPACE

Causeacon

Indiana Comic Con

Ohayocon

Anime Zap (featuring 2021 review links)

These reviews take a lot of time and effort, but I think they are something the artist alley community needs! If you would like to support me so I can keep doing these, please consider donating or buying from my shops!

Help support Heidi Black by donating or sharing with your friends.

Storenvy

Etsy

[shuckinbeanz]

inumaki breeding hcs<3

warnings/notes: NSFW, fem!reader, impregnation, completely shameless smut, old picture removed because link is broken.

Underage characters are Aged Up!

MINORS 👏 DNI! 👏 AGE 👏 IN 👏 BIO 👏 OR 👏 DNI! 👏 Head on over to @candybowbeansies please for my SFW pieces, or be blocked if you interact here! 😇

~Masterlist~

Shameless under the cut<3

- ok so you guys have your own food vocab for when you wanna hear his voice(like during seggs or msg recording, otherwise its txting and JSL)

-also you guys have been tied for a few years

-and when you tell him you’ve been pining for thinkin bout having his bbs you bet your ass the sides of his mouth will curl up cattishly and the corners of his eyes will crinkle smugly cutely like

orly? (ºωº) real smug like then

ฅ(Ф∀Ф)ฅ queue cute raepface

-he practically jumps you for details so he knows when you wanna start tryna conceive so he can be prepared to service his waifu

-lines up drinks, tissue, lube, extra bedsheets, aphrodisiac if u wanna spice seggs up *winkwonk* to breed you well

-he‘s a huge fucking simp 4 u

-put ur tiddies in a pushup bra and one of his few V-neck shirts he got because you say he looks hot in them then bend over givin him an eyeful the man goes fruitloopy

-this man may be fun size smol n cute but he’s a beast in the sheets

-he’s average length 6.5 inches but he’s got head babe and he’s thicc up his shaft and thins out a bit at the hilt, ramrod straight

-he’s got a very sensitive vein thats very visible all along the left underside of his cock LICK IT MAN WILL SHUDDER and damn well near bust a nut

[insert a gasp of the food/ingredient nickname you have him call you here]

-speaking of nuts THE BALLS ON THIS MAN they’re BIG and will fill your cheeks SO SUCK ON EM

-he's a fucking tease. almost as bad as gojo

-he’s a switch leaning sub (he loves edging you and teasing you until turn the tables on him)

-worship this man’s ears, face, throat, shoulders, and neck! PLEASE!!!1!

-he is a giggler in the start. soft, sweet, warm, breathless giggles as you worship him

-he’ll be bratty and get super handsy until you cover his neck and throat with hickies to stop his wandering fingers(he’s proud to show your handiwork off ◔◡◔)

-also he’s got stamina so he can handle 4 rounds-6 if spice has been used

-PLACE YOUR HAND ON HIS THROAT WHILE YOU RIDE HIM AND PRESS GENTLY TO MAKE HIM FEEL LIGHTHEADED PULEASE it turns him on! He likes the thrill of that threat and he trusts you with his voice! he’d actually prefer to be choked but you worry too much for him but ur still a simp so you meet him halfway

-remember you guys have a food vocab? Other than his canon yes-no-maybe answers he’s got food vocab to egg you on that translates to ‘faster’, ‘slower’, ‘shove your tongue down my throat kiss me’, ‘sit on my face’, and ‘MORE!~’

-and dont get me started on the vocab for positions hoo boi

-he is a VERY GORGEOUS whiner! breathless and just chefs kiss SO EDGE HIM LOTS

[lengthy needy whine of your nickname]

-then DON'T HESITATE to overstim he will love you even more!

[nickname again, moaning prettily]

-he’s a good boyo he’s gonna tell you when he’s close to cumming

“S-Seed…!”

-his third overstim orgasm will have him in tears because he is a sensitive mansex

-tell him in detail how you want his bb juice to fertilize your eggs while sloshing hotly in your womb he will do the lewdest mewls and squirm below you he's a sucker for detail

-tell him how many miniature Toges you want. demand he plug ur tight cunny and he will break

-expect him to take the reigns and pound dat pussy bc he CRAVES to be a Daddy to lil tots he lives for attention and he wants to have an army of iddy bitty trolls where he’s the leader

-he will damn well try to keep pounding you until he's shooting blanks; heavy breathing, whines, breathy gasps

-praise him!!

-tell him how good he is how beautiful he looks and sounds fucking you and you’ll have him whimpering a string of food/ingredients that comes to his foggy need to get you preggo horny mind

He’s here

You’re here

Please just hear his voice and know how much he needs you

Loves you

Wants you

pls have his bbs

-whisper in his ear he’ll be a Daddy soon if you want him gone

Won’t stop ‘til either one of you pass tf out xD

[fbfh]

eddie munson relationship and intimacy hcs

warnings: hairpulling, dirty talk, groping, costumes, oral (both eddie and reader recieving), emotional intimacy

tags @inqueee @yesv01 @hopefullhearts @littlewinter1917 @thatawkwardlittlefangirl  @Sad-brunnettee @ilikemypolarbear

As with all nsfw content all characters are aged up to 18+!!

I know eddie is canonically 19/20 already but yk

Okay

Okay oh my god!!

Here we go

So eddie 

Similarly to how he wants you to think he’s Mr. unconventional weirdo Freak

Which he is

But behind that very thin veil he’s so tender and compassionate and emotionally vulnerable

He also wants you to think he’s this cool sexy kinky top

Which he is

But he’ll also let you ride him and pull his hair and cum when you say you love him with zero hesitation

So do with that what you will

And oh my god afterwards?? 

When you’re both panting and a mixture of your cum starts leaking out of you and onto him??

He’ll look at you so awestruck and loving and enamored that a hozier song should be playing in the background 

He’s absolutely a member of “99% of what I learned is from porn” club

So when you actually fuck him

Everything about you is so so so much hotter

So much more intense than he could have imagined

And as we know from all the tabletop fantasy games, he has quite the imagination

He’s very kissy during sex

And very very vocal

But don’t worry

If you need to shut him up a little just shove your tongue down his throat

Or put your fingers in his mouth

Either works great

Oh god you can get him so fucking whipped for you

All you have to do is let him squish your boobs and/or ass and whine a little

Tell him how big he is, how good he feels

And believe me, you won’t be struggling for the words

This boy

Will NEVER miss an opportunity to feel you up

Someone wrote a fic where you ride him in his hellfire club shirt and????? 🥵🥵🥵

Yeah new fantasy unlocked for him

And oh 

My 

GOD

If you ever dress up as one of his for lack of a better term waifus??????

Or even in any kind of costume for anything dnd/fantasy related 

Even if it wasn’t like a sexy thing

It’s going to be

As soon as you’re alone he’s going to rail the living shit out of you 

And go down on you until you can’t think straight

The elf ears stay ON during sex

Also i’m sorry

His tongue?????

His tongue????????

👀👀👀

Oral skills for DAYS

And god you taste so sweet

He can’t get enough of you

He fucking LOVES your thighs too

Add that to his list of top ten things he's most excited to feel up and squeeze 

Like if you sit on his face?????????

Please

Do it

Sit on his face

He wants you to grind against his face and fuck yourself on his tongue more than anything 

God he could cum untouched just from you sitting on his face 

And fuck he actually won't know what to do with himself if you suck his dick 

Just the thought of it is enough to get him throbbing for you

His hands on your face while you suck him off??????

Best thing in the world 

And he’ll be thinking about that for days afterwards 

The feeling of your mouth around his cock

Your hands pumping him and playing with his balls and scratching his thighs

It won’t leave his mind for a moment

Also get some earplugs cause this boy is a screamer

Touch him once and he’ll be moaning and choking out your name in minutes 

Okay his hair isn’t as sensitive as steve’s 

But you can still totally get him hard just from pulling his hair

And the nicest part is that no matter how hot and heavy things get

No matter how intense and kinky and hot things get between you

There’s always this air of tenderness 

This vulnerable sincerity in the pleasure you’re sharing 

And god it makes everything

Every touch every stroke every kiss

Every flick of his tongue in your mouth

Or lower down,,,

Feel so much better

Eddie is an amazing lover

He’ll have you covered in kisses and cum before you can spell hellfire 

[fweasleyswhore]

Kinkmas Day 4

Size Kink and Breath Play George Weasley - Party Time

requested by: @smexy-bucky-waifu ​

tags: @fredshmeasley

a/n: a lil short, its just porn no plot, what plot i dont see a plot, oh right bc there is none 

word count: 1.2k

warnings: 18+ themes, unprotected sex, choking, breath play, size kink, fingering (fem recieving) 

“Come upstairs with me.” George whispered in my ear sending shivers down my spine. His voice was husky and I felt him stand back up, his front pressing against my back. I looked up behind me, straining my head to see him. He was much taller than I am, my head ended around his collar bones. His hands compared to mine were astonishingly big, his everything compared to me was astonishingly big and I loved every part of it. 

I looked out across the sea of people in the common room, the party was still fresh and lively, no one would notice if we left. I turned, pressing my front against his and looking at him through my lashes. 

“Let’s go.” I whispered in my best sultry voice I could muster. He grinned widely down at me, grabbing my hand in his, he pulled me upstairs. “Eager much?” I teased. 

He turned, still bounding up the boy dormitory stairs. “You're excited too.” He shot back. Which was true, I felt my cheeks heat up, as I ran behind him. Putting my focus on his hand in mine, I admired the veins that poked out of his freckled skin. A shiver tore through me as I imagined his hands wrapping around my neck. 

He opened his dorm door, and pushed me against it. I caught my breath as he muttered a quick locking charm. Slamming his lips onto mine I involuntarily moaned at the contact. I felt him smirk against my lips as he quickened the pace. I wrapped my arms around his neck as he guided me over to his bed, throwing me down on it. I quickly take off my dress shirt and bra, when I reach for my skirt he grabs my wrist. 

“Leave it on, you look cute.” I smiled, grabbing his hand and bringing it up to my mouth where I dipped two of his fingers into my mouth. His long slender fingers almost hitting the back of my throat in the process. I swirled my tongue around his digits, hollowing out my cheeks and sucking lightly. Looking at him through my lashes I saw as his eyes glossed over, darkened by lust and need. “You’re going to be the death of me aren’t you?” He asked. 

I pulled out his fingers, a light pop resonated in the room. “Only if you let me.” 

He pulled his hand out of my grasp, grabbing my neck roughly and pulling me to meet his face. “I’d like that dear, but right now I want to ruin you.” I nodded eagerly, wanting nothing more than to give in to the pool of arousal in my stomach. With the same hand on my neck he pushed me back on the bed, letting go to pull my hips toward him. He trailed his hand around the waistband of my painties before abruptly pulling them down. I gasped when the cold air hit my dripping sex. “So pretty.” He hummed praise. 

I felt heat spread to my face at the complement. He took his index and middle finger, spreading my wetness up and down my folds, lavishing around my clit. I arched at the contact and I could feel the smug smirk on his face as I did. He took the same two fingers and inserted them into me slowly. The slight stretch felt impeccable, especially when he picked up a pace, crooking his fingers to massage my gspot. 

“Keep going, like that.” I breathed. My hands flew up to squeeze my breasts out of instinct, rolling my nipples in and out of my fingers.

“Like this?” He asked, feigning ignorance as he pushed his fingers into me harder than before. I let out a languid moan in response, nodding rapidly. “I think my cock could do a better job.” He said resting his head on my thigh. 

Picking up my head, I arched an eyebrow. “Prove it.” My confident facade was easy to see through with my heaving chest and squeaks I let out intermittently. 

“Of course darling.” Pulling out his fingers he finished undressing, leaving himself completely bare between my legs. He grabbed my thighs, running his big hands up and down them leaving goosebumps behind. He lined up with me, looking back up into my eyes to ask the silent question. I nodded, affirming this is what I wanted. He smirked and slid into me. 

The feeling was intense. His big length stretched me out, causing a slight burn that felt amazing when he bottomed out, hitting my gspot and rutting against me. I never felt so full. He pulled out slowly, then snapped back in faster than I could have anticipated. The motion knocked the wind from my lungs, reminding me how much better this felt with his hand around my neck. 

I let one of my hands wander to grab his, pulling it up to my neck I met his eye, trying to maintain eye contact long enough to give him a pleading look. 

“My girl wants to be choked?” He asked teasingly. He knew what I wanted, he knew how much I loved it and I knew how much he loved to see me fall apart. 

“P-Please.” That was all it took for his large hand to wrap around my throat, in a V shape he cut off the blood flow to my head just enough for me to feel dizzy while applying enough pressure to successfully cut off my air flow. The feeling made my eyes roll back into my head. He continued his devilish movements below as well. Pounding into me he released his hand for a moment so I could take a sharp intake of breath. Resuming his hands potion he used his other hand to lift my leg and position it around his shoulder. 

The new angle felt heavenly. I was shaking, my eyes were shut and all I could hear was static. My orgasm washed over me. I was a blubbering mess reduced to whines, pants, and weak mentions of George’s name. My walls were tightening around his length and I felt his hips stutter but he continued his pace working me through and eventually reaching his own high as well. My lungs burned in a wonderful way, every end of my limbs pulsed and I felt ecstatic. Watching him tower over me, while his hand was wrapped around my throat felt was enough to have me going for the next couple of days. How he completely shadowed me, dominated me, it made the air from lungs escape with out any help from his hands or cock. 

He pulled out with a groan, taking the hand from my neck to work up and down his shaft, thumbing the tip he sent himself over the edge. He came in hot spurts, letting out a low moan all the while until my pussy was blanketed with his cum. 

“You look so beautiful.” He whispered, a sheen of sweat covered his brow, his hair was slightly matted against it. I leaned up, brushing it away, kissing his chest. 

“So do you.” He pulled his boxers on, grabbing a rag from his bedside drawer and cleaned me up. I pulled his dress shirt on and crawled into his sheets. 

“You know Fred is going to kill me if he sees your panties on his bed.” He laughed picking up the various items of clothing that were strewn around the room. 

“Then pick them up,” I replied with a sleepy smile. “You threw them over there.”